'Bonjour, plebeians', which is French for 'Hello, all of you people who wish you could be more like me.' People always ask me, 'How can I be nearly as perfect as you, Nanette?' I always reply, 'C'est la vie!' which is French for, 'You can't, so deal with it!' However, that doesn't mean you can't still spend every waking hour striving to be more like me! This is why I have set out to write this book, which will help all of you less fortunate souls to become nearly, but, of course, not quite as, perfect as moi!
'Bon Chance', which is French for, 'Good luck - you'll need it!'

RELEASE NOTES:

Will be released somewhere along Golden Four Drive between Subway and Bendigo Bank on my way to school.